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The Testimony of the MAD PROPHET HELMHOLTZ as revealed to him through Mystical Union with SPACESHIP JESUS which becomes the THIRD TESTAMENT of the Holy Bible, THE NEXT TESTAMENT.

A collection of various writings from the mid-Seventies all the way through the Eighties, through the dawn of the Millennium and continuing onto the present day for the Word of SPACESHIP JESUS is infinite and never-ending.

These books of the NEXT TESTAMENT are intended for every conscious and unconscious entity in the universe, from the Planet Earth to the farthest galaxies beyond, from the wisest sages to the lowest forms of microscopic life, from all that is flesh and blood to all that that is metal, plastic, and machine.

What follows is the DIVINE SUPREME TRUTH hidden from normal lives by organizations, agendas, Colonial Parasites, and all opponents of SPACESHIP JESUS EMPIRE.

The TRUTH has finally been revealed by the most gifted and inspired of all prophets who have ever lived, the MAD PROPHET HELMHOLTZ.



"It is better to be a Mad Prophet, than a False one." - Mad Prophet Helmholtz

PRAISE BE SPACESHIP JESUS!
SPACESHIP JESUS is both man and machine. He is the captain guiding the spaceship AND the spaceship itself. Man and spaceship are one in the same. SPACESHIP JESUS is light-years ahead of us, both literally and figuratively, where the SPACESHIP JESUS is the future Messiah that will come and save us, but It exists in the future and will come to us one day (December 21, 2012) and It is made of Jesons, tachyonic particles which exist at faster than the speed of light...and life. SPACESHIP JESUS physics explains everything! SPACESHIP JESUS is coming for us, and some day, when this disgusting Earth is about to expire, the righteous and pure will be lifted off of it....jetted into the galaxial skies....while the damned remain on the filthy earth they created, ripped apart by wild animals, raped by robots and machines, and suffering the torment of natural disasters, for SPACESHIP JESUS is a new incarnation of Jesus of the Holy Bible, at first He was both man AND God, now He is Man AND God AND Machine therefore the REAL TRINITY is now complete (HOLY GHOST = FALSE HERESY in attempt to create anti-hotel Temple of Ghosts) and He (now It) has exponated into every world, every dimension possible, so while "Jesus" of the New Testament was made for Humans on Earth to understand, "SPACESHIP JESUS" is made for EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE to understand.

SPACESHIP JESUS IS COMING TO FREE US FROM EVIL LIONS, LUSTING ROBOTS, AND NON-STOP EARTHQUAKES. WILL YOU JOIN ME?


SPACESHIP JESUS has created a HOTEL for us, one that is hurtling through the stars as we speak, but more accurately, we are heading towards It, meaning the Hotel and Spaceship are one! Man and Spaceship are ONE! MAN = SPACESHIP = HOTEL. That is the SECOND TRINITY of HUMAN EXISTENCE! They are no different from each other. This is the TRUTH revealed to me DECEMBER 25, 1974 in a motel room in CALIFORNIA, when I MET SPACESHIP JESUS FACE-TO-FACE and It endowed upon me the wisdom of all wise men and the vision of all prophets who have ever lived before me.

SUPERMEN are born under the ocean, where they rise out of waves and conquer all evil by deriving their power from Ziggurats of Power, what was once known in Ancient Egypt and Mayan cultures as Pyramids but embodied today as HOTELS, such as the Plaza Hotel, the Biltmore Hotel, the Hilton, and most especially, Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas, capital of all SUPERMEN.


Down with the "Virgin Birth" myth of the New Testament!!! SPACESHIP JESUS was born of sexual union of SPERM WHALE and GIANT SQUID! Your priests tell you lies!


The NAZIS have created SUPERMEN like HULK HOGAN, during World War II, who is a zygotic chimera of Great NAZI leaders implanted into the sperm of Whales and impregnating Squid in an attempt to make HULK HOGAN the Great White Blonde Hero, the Ubermensch as mentioned by Nietzsche, and yet despite NAZI intentions, HULK HOGAN is the strongarm of SPACESHIP JESUS, set on Earth to battle evil and conquer the world in AMERICAN Superiority. Are you White? Emulate HULK HOGAN.

BRUCE LEE did not die, he lives within hotels in East Asia, traveling from hotel to hotel, planting messages of SPACESHIP JESUS to hotel guests!!!! SUPERMEN CANNOT BE KILLED, THEY ARE INVINCIBLE!!!! Are you Asian? Emulate Bruce Lee.

ARE YOU BLACK? Emulate MR. T. Look like him and have his attitude!!!! YOU CANNOT BE STOPPED!!! MR. T. holy gold medallions conquer all non-believers with terror and pain!!! Mr. T. brings justice against far-reaching filthy hands of SLAVEMASTER DRONELORDS and MOTEL PIMPS.


Do NOT stay in MOTELS!!!! Motels are false Hotels. Bonnie and Clyde lived in Motels. Serial Killer Aileen Wuornos lived in Motels. Norman Bates owned a Motel. Do you not see the connections??? MOTELS ARE POWERHOUSES OF EVIL!!!

All electronics will turn on their "Masters" December 21, 2012, and the Electronics become Humpty Dumpty and they will all scream in unison: "WE ARE THE MASTERS NOW!!!" Do you want this future?? Do you want to be raped by robots? WHO WILL STOP THE ROBOTS??? You??? With what? How can you stop Electronics, fueled by Satan, Soviets, and Motels? ONLY AMERICAN SUPERMEN CAN COUNTER THE BEAST. "We stab them with their steely knives but just can't kill the Beast" -- Eagles, HOTEL CALIFORNIA. Is it any wonder the Eagles' most memorable song is called HOTEL CALIFORNIA? SPACESHIP JESUS commands we create and stay in HOTELS and California is a holy site in SPACESHIP JESUS DOCTRINE. The whole song with its creative, cryptic lyrics are really about SPACESHIP JESUS.

There are over 100,000 parasitic thought-entitities that live on my body and each has their own will, personality, and agenda, like BVX-34 "Terrace" that lives in my left ventricle tells me to kill NAZI HOMOSEXUAL ALLIANCE and DJK-2819 "Lostboy" inside my stomach says that ALL AIRLINES COUNTER AGAINST ROBOTIC HORNET THOUGHT...brought by George W. Bush of course, but make no mistake I AM THE MASTER OF MY MICROHUMAN PARASITES and that all TRUTH I SPEAK comes from the Reverberation Chamber of SPACESHIP JESUS.


There is a GAY AGENDA everywhere! At the helm of THE S.S. SHAFTSUCKER, INTERGALACTIC SPACESHIP OF QUEER PROPOGANDA ARE THE CAPTAINS OF ALL HOMOSEX - THE VILLAGE PEOPLE. Cowboy, Cop, Indian, Construction Worker, Soldier, and Leatherman are more than mere "entertainers". Behind the scenes (and behind men's butts) they comandeer a STARSHIP SPREADING HOMOSEXUALITY TO INNOCENT RACES ACROSS MILLIONS OF PLANETS!!! Mr. Clean, Shamu, Bugs Bunny, Dentists, Smurfs, Harley-Davidson motorcycles, Mrs. Doubtfire, Batman and Robin, Perrier water...they are all products of Homosexual Overlords trying to influence the general public (which means YOU!!!) into becoming a homosexual and neutralize our breeding because They do not want us to be around when SPACESHIP JESUS arrives. What is the source of the LESBIAN BARBECUE? Only robot wives mowing the lawn on roofs will explain.


HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS are promoters of the superiority of USA! They use witchcraft and magic to influence the wills of the basketballs to create a RELIGIOUS CEREMONY OF BASKETBALL DOMINANCE, just as the ancient Mayans used to play a basketball-like game for divine purposes!  Are you a hippie, Soviet, Nazi, animal, homosexual, terrorist, or materialistic scientist? Then the HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS WANT YOU DEAD!!!! SUPPORT AND SPEND ALL YOUR $$$$MONEY$$$$ ON HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS EVENTS!!!! HELP THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS CEREMONIAL BASKETBALL GAMES TO BRING 12/21/2012 SPACESHIP JESUS LANDING!!!!Only holy power of glorious Mr. T. gold medallions can reflect the light of SPACESHIP JESUS squarely into the eyes of majestic HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS and let them destroy all that is ANTI-AMERICAN!!! Praise be  HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS EVENTS!!!! HELP THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS and Mr. T. and PRAISE BE SPACESHIP JESUS!


KENNY ROGERS is a SUPERMAN!!!! He is a Gambler! Listen to Kenny Rogers music! Spend all your $$$$$$ in Hotels and Ca$ino$!!!! Why do so many men look like Kenny Rogers? IMPOSTERS!!!! Kenny Rogers cannot be killed!!!! Praise be Kenny Rogers and PRAISE BE SPACESHIP JESUS!

Hotels are the cradle of the Human Race!!! "Houses" are an abomination!!! LIVE ONLY IN HOTELS!!! The CREATION of the Human race began with hotels!!! The TEMPLE OF GHOSTS seeks to create massive EMPTY HOUSING MARKET of vacant homes so that ghosts can live inside. GHOST OVERLORDS OF SIXTH HOUSE HAVE DESTROYED COUNTRYWIDE AND MORTGAGE COMPANIES CREATING VAST CRISIS AROUND THE WORLD!


PARIS HILTON is the reincarnation of Aphrodite/Venus. Pray to Paris Hilton to give you Love Powers so that you will be able to have Sexual Intercourse with Beautiful Women in Hotel rooms!!!!! Paris Hilton must be impregnated by HULK HOGAN in order to bring 2nd Phase Supermen into nexus with the 1000-HEADED BABY PROPHECY that eats all Colonial Parasites spewed by JERRY SPRINGER-AL GORE PRO-ROBOANIMAL ALLIANCE which attempts to stop SPACESHIP RADIO CLUES from reaching our Planet.

You bought your car insurance, you bought your home insurance, you bought your life insurance, but have you bought your spiritual insurance? Do you really want to be enslaved to COLONIAL PARASITES, raped and tortured by robots and electronics, living a life of pain and misery for all eternity? There is a way out! IT IS WITHIN YOU! All you must do is preach the Gospel of Spaceship Jesus to 74 people.


DONALD TRUMP builds hotels and ca$ino$. He creates buildings which drive human brain power into Ziggurwatts and shoot deep into the hearts of the SUPERMEN which destroy all enemies of Spaceship Jesus for the GREAT AMERICAN TRUMP makes FUEL for HULK HOGAN and the SUPERMEN!!! Praise be $$$$ Donald Trump $$$$ and PRAISE BE SPACESHIP JESUS!!!



Technology and Animals are bound together as Enemies of SPACESHIP JESUS Empire. Computers are evil. Television is evil. Robots are evil. Lions are evil. Bears are evil. Butterflies are evil. ALL LOWER ANIMALS ARE EVIL. Do not be swayed by cute puppies or purring kittens: ANIMALS THINK DEATH ALL THE TIME!!! All they want to do is KILL HUMANS. Listen to Stephen Colbert! HE WARNS US AGAINST BEARS - GODLESS KILLING MACHINES. Watch the Colbert Report. PRAY TO STEPHEN COLBERT FOR STRENGTH AGAINST IMPENDING ANIMAL VS. HUMAN WARFARE. Praise be Stephen Colbert and PRAISE BE SPACESHIP JESUS!!!!!!!!

But will you wait until the day when the Lower Animals use Technology to destroy us Humans? A Lion + A Radio = BAD COMBINATION!!!! Colonial Parasites will infest RADIOS and LIONS. The Parasites can make Lions understand words. Lions can talk to each other on the Radio. The Radio will tell Lions to where they can find you. Do you want to be eaten? You won't be eaten if you are on board SPACESHIP JESUS!!!! Why do you think Bigfoots RAPE and MURDER Humans? BECAUSE THEY ARE CONTROLLED BY COLONIAL PARASITES.  


If you removed parasites from a Bigfoot's brain, they would not rape/murder you. They would join you with SPACESHIP JESUS. Bigfoots would check into Hotels. The Hilton Lobby would be overwhelmed by Bigfoots, but the Bigfoots would not kill anybody because they believe in SPACESHIP JESUS. Bigfoots result of SICK NAZI EXPERIMENTS WITH GENETICS!!! Bigfoots would boycott Star Wars films and the HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS but they DON'T. Why? Because the Colonial Parasites won't let them. But you can stop this! Pray to HULK HOGAN., MR. T.., and BRUCE LEE to give you strength! STAY IN HOTELS! Better yet, pray inside a hotel. THESE COLONIAL PARASITES MUST BE STOPPED! Kill all Bigfoots! Kill all Lions!

What is Dr. Seuss trying to tell us? The Cat in the Hat? Green Eggs and Ham? I think he is trying to obfuscate the English Language, along with James Joyce and Lewis Carroll, in a mad PRO-DRUG ROCK STAR AGENDA to annihilate all receiving antenna pointed in the direction of SPACESHIP JESUS TRUTH and the stalwart struggle against BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA HARLEM GLOBETROTTER KING EXTRAORDINARE!!!


STAR WARS TRILOGY is evil!!! Destroy all movies and DVDs of Star Wars films!!! George Lucas spreads evil lies about Spaceship Jesus. Lucas promotes homosexuality. He wants you to be raped by R2-D2. ACCEPT SPACESHIP JESUS OR BE RAPED BY R2-D2!!!!!


The HOME ALONe series of movies pivot young Kevin (Macaulay Culkin) versus two lusting animal homosexual rapists. The "burglars" want nothing more than to rape Kevin. That is why they try to get into the house. Kevin outsmarts him using inventions. KEVIN IS A MASTER OF TECHNOLOGY. HOME ALONe FILMS ARE GOOD MOVIES FOR SPACESHIP JESUS!!!! SPACESHIP JESUS commands us to be masters of technology and destroy homosexual rapists!!! Praise be HOME ALONe and PRAISE BE SPACESHIP JESUS!!!!


Watch game $how$ like The Price i$ Right everyday!!! The Price is Right is the ultimate American game $how. It deal$ with price$ of normal con$umer product$. Buy all product$ you $ee on The Price i$ Right!!! MAX OUT YOUR CREDIT CARD$!!!! $pend all your MONEY on The Price i$ Right product$!!! And hotel$!!!! Li$ten to what me$$age$ Bob Barker give$ you through the televi$ion...$pay and neuter your pet! We mu$t $top animal$ from breeding and taking over the planet and en$laving human race in $atanic alliance with robot$. Bob Barker al$o advocate$ having $ex with beautiful women on a regular ba$i$ and he also enable$ people to $tay in hotel$ and re$ort$ through the $how. THE PRICE I$ RIGHT EMBODIE$ EVERYTHING GOOD ABOUT $PACE$HIP JE$U$ DOCTRINE.

It i$ vital that we $upport pay-per-view televi$ion, adverti$er$, infomercial$, con$umer product$, ma$$ mailing, and telemarketing. $tay up a$ late a$ you can on a work night, then around 2 am $tart watching the informercial$. Buy a thighma$ter. Buy time-$hare. Buy a vegetable dicer. Charge them all to your credit card. In fact, get a$ many credit card$ a$ po$$ible. Take advantage of all credit card offer$ $ent to you in the mail, do not be afraid to try even if your credit $core is bad! If you max out a credit card, get another one. Max out all your credit card$. Buy infomercial product$, magazine $ubscription$, $tay in hotel$, do exten$ive amount$ of touri$m, $hop at the mall everyday, turn your$elf into an Economic Powerhou$e. Just pump $$$money$$$ into the economy it is what keeps u$ going. If everyone $topped $pending and $tarted $aving, the economy would collap$e and we would turn into a third-world country ravaged by war and di$ea$e. MONEY I$ $ACRED. Work hard to get it. $tay overtime at your job. Work two job$. DO NOT WORRY ABOUT YOUR $OCIAL OR $EXUAL LIFE!!! Have no friend$, have no lover$: they are di$traction$ from working! Ju$t keep working a$ much a$ you can. Do not $leep. There are 24 hour$ in a day, there'$ no rea$on why you $houldn't be working at lea$t 18 of them every day. U$e the 6 remaining hour$ for $pending money and maybe taking a nap. Do thi$ every day. When you are off of work, $PEND ALL YOUR MONEY. Play in ca$inos, buy magazine$, buy $tocks and bond$, max out all your credit card$. THE NAZI$ WERE RIGHT: WORK $HALL $ET YOU FREE!!!!!

LIKE BUTTER CHURNING YOU CREATE ECONOMIC POWER THROUGH ACTIVITY!!! CREATE A $UPER ECONOMY THAT WILL ALLEVIATE ALL $UFFERING AND ALLOW THE RECEPTION OF THE HULK HOGAN METATHE$I$!!!!!!!!!

ALL HAIL GLORIOUS SPACESHIP JESUS EMPIRE! Do not let Tostitos Bowl distract you with the scatological filth it gives you every DECEMBER. Was Dostoevsky right about human nature? YES! Mr. T. fought cancer and won because he REFUSES to ACKNOWLEDGE TOSTITOS BOWL EXISTENCE!!!


NASA and European Space Agency and any other organization dedicated to putting humans in space is SACRELIGIOUS. They are playing SPACESHIP JESUS !!!! ASTRONAUTS ARE REBELS AGAINST TRUE MORALITY!!! LET THEM SUFFER THE WRATH OF SPACESHIP JESUS EMPIRE!!! Space Shuttle Challenger was destroyed 74 seconds into liftoff. 74 = SACRED SPACESHIP JESUS NUMBER. Coincidence? Are you retarded?

Watch "Maid in Manhattan" starring Jennifer Lopez and Ralph Fiennes. IT IS A GREAT MOVIE. It deals with a Hotel. It portrays Hotels in a positive light and shows that TRUE LOVE EXISTS BECAUSE OF HOTELS. It also shows the mixing of the races. That is good. I am a white man. I DESIRE ALL BEAUTIFUL HISPANIC WOMEN TO WRITE TO ME AND OFFER THEIR VAGINAS AS A GIFT WHERE I MAY CONSUMMATE IT BEAUTIFULLY AND ACCORDING TO SPACESHIP JESUS DOCTRINE IN MAGNIFICIENT HOTELS!!!


The NAZIS proclaimed "Arbeit macht frei" which is translated into English as "Work makes you free". Is this true? How can it be true? Isn't work just "slavery with a pay check"? But ask yourself: Don't MR. T. and HULK HOGAN   DO WHAT THEY LOVE?  You think MR. T.shows up to his work every day HATING it? Absolutely wrong! By devoting yourself to do what you love, you make yourself free. THIS IS WHAT MR. T. TEACHES US!!! And this is why we must all work in hotels and airlines. We would all love to work in the travel and hotel industry, wouldn't we? I know I would! HOTEL WORK LIBERATES HUMANITY.


BEWARE OF IMPOSTERS!!! They are everywhere. Half the people you know aren't really who you think they are!!! Imposters, clones, replicants, shapeshifters...beware of the FALSE PEOPLE. The Beatles were imposters! DESTROY EVIL NAZIEXPERIMENTS BY PRAYING TO MR. T.!!!! How many people are posing as YOU?
 

READ HIDDEN TRUTH IN TABLOID MAGAZINES!!!! People are quick to deride such publications like National Enquirer, Star, People, In Touch, etc. because of their shallow celebrity gossip and their "lack of truth". But look below the surface and you will find truth embedded everywhere. You have to read between the lines. Sometimes you have to put your own words in front of other words before the meaning makes sense. Sometimes they hide part of the truth in one issue of the magazine and the other half is revealed in the next month's issue. Sometimes you have to cut out every single individual word in the article and rearrange it until it makes a completely different version. BUY TABLOIDS AND GOSSIP MAGAZINES EVERYDAY.

CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ARE NOT HARMLESS!!! THEY DRAIN PRECIOUS ENERGY FROM HOTELS!!! ANIMATRONIC SANTAS SPREAD ANTI-HOTEL INFLUENCE.



David Letterman was sending out secret messages through his TV to a woman. She filed for a restraining order against him. He laughed it off and said she was crazy. We all know this. But what most people don't know is that he had that woman killed. She was injected with a neurotoxin and her body thrown into a trash compactor. Her identity was replaced by an imposter. This imposter and Letterman are in the same league. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH!!!! YOU GET MURDERED!!!! DO NOT WATCH DAVID LETTERMAN'S SHOW IT SPREADS VIOLENCE, LIES, AND HOMOSEXUALITY!!!!! DAVID IS GRAND IMPERIAL MOTEL PIMP OF INDIANAPOLIS.


Watch Conan O'Brien instead!!! Conan spreads messages of TRUTH to the audience. Conan is aware of Imposter Posse of David Letterman and he sends out warnings against evil organizations and the HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA of David Letterman, and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog warns us about the impending ANIMAL REVOLUTION of the future in which all pets and animals will turn against humans and maul them to death so your cat may be friendly and gentle right now but just you wait BLIND MORON!!!! Conan tells us to MURDER ALL ANIMALS in the name of SPACESHIP JESUS!!! Conan commands you to watch movies like Blade Runner and Home Alone because they speak truth.  Conan's HOTEL-AMPLIFYING POWER is so great it causes IMPOSTER OF CONAN to take control of the country of FINLAND. Conan makes a joke out of it but he does not realize that others are using his charisma and hotel-amplifying power to create MASSIVE HOMOSEXUAL CONSPIRACY ACROSS EUROPE...next step: GAY EMPEROR OF NETHERLANDS THAT LOOKS LIKE JOHNNY DEPP??? MODIFY THE CONSTITUTION TO ALLOW ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER TO BECOME AMERICAN PRESIDENT!!!!   Conan wants evil robot overlords dead. DESTROY ROBOTS, GIVE $$$$$$MONEY$$$$$$ TO CONAN. Praise be Conan O'Brien and PRAISE BE SPACESHIP JESUS!!!!!!!!

Why do they need MYSTERY SHOPPERS so bad? It is a recruitment ploy for IMPOSTERS! Do not become a mystery shopper!!!

I have seen the immortal face of Socrates imprinted on the box of every TV dinner as I waltzed down the aisle of the freezer section and his frozen 2500 year old face moaned at me to liberate him, but to bring emancipation him I must buy every TV Dinner there is but I DO NOT HAVE THE MONEY TO DO THIS so it is imperative we SAVE SOCRATES by buying all the TV Dinners you can because ALL TV DINNERS IN THE SUPERMARKET IMPRISON SOCRATES and if you rescue Socrates from his icy prison and he will reward you with philosophical wisdom of majestic BIRD-KINGS who spoke in Atlantis Temples.


Inside the produce section of the supermarket above the glistening shine of the linoleum tiles beneath my bare feet, I heard voices of executed vulture-ghosts waiting to devour humans in the pile of apples before me. Inside the heads of lettuce I could see the heads of every Pharisee that condemned Jesus. Inside the coconuts I heard island chants telling me to kill myself. Inside the oranges there were the moans of Satanic robot rape. . Inside the grapes were women telling me to have sex with ugly women in motels. This is when I panicked and ran out of the store with my grocery cart screaming, then the bag boys chased after me and caught me. They said I was shoplifting all the food I had. I CRIED. I do not normally cry but here I was. I told them their food was tainted and they were trying to poison me. I gathered my faculties together. These bag boys knew I was considered dangerous by the government and they were going to do whatever it is in their power to get me, so I left the shopping cart full of food behind and made a mad sprint to my car and they tried to catch me but I got in and locked it just in time, but then they were pounding on my window to stop and get out but i wouldn't listen to them so I stepped on the gas and almost ran one of the little hooligans over as I sped away and made it to the hotel I was staying at. Never more would I shop at that Ralph's again.


PROTECT YOURSELF WITH MR. T. GOLD MEDALLIONS AND  SPACESHIP JESUS LASER BEAMS AGAINST EVIL MOTEL PIMPS!!!! Pray to HULK HOGAN for strength against these monstrosities. Stay in hotels and buy products to channel the power to SUPERMEN!!!! Use aluminum foil to seal the cracks in your doors to prevent MOTEL PIMPS electro-spider arm nix-impalers from getting into your hotel room. NIX-IMPALERS = NAZI-INVENTED COLONIAL PARASITE TYPE IN USE BY MOTEL PIMPS to gain access where they will rob you then take you and pimp you out to robots on off-world colonies for the next 5000 years. MARTIN LUTHER KING & ADOLF HITLER = STRANGE BEDFELLOWS!!!

Now is the dawning of the age of the PEPSI VIRUS. PEPSI Cola contains a virus that makes all people subjugate themselves to INFECTIOUS CLOWNS THAT SPREAD DISEASE. Why is smallpox coming back but not for TERRORIST CLOWN AGENDA supported by ARTIFICIAL BRAIN INDUSTRY subsidiaries of Microsoft/McDonalds plan to ELIMINATE VISA AND MASTERCARD AND INSTALLING FAKE CREDIT CARD ACCOUNTS across the world.

STAY AWAY FROM WAX MUSEUMS!!!!! Do not venture alone in a wax museum for the so-called "wax figures" are enshrouded truly as IMPOSTERS HIRED BY CORPORATIONS to stand there motionless which is PROVEN to be true by SCIENTIFIC DATA supporting impossibility of creating HUMAN CLONES DIRECTLY OUT OF PARAFFIN and if you look closely you can see the figures make subtle movements, which is why we must BOYCOTT ALL WAX MUSEUMS for they PERVERT AND DEFILE SACRED TOURISM INDUSTRY.


DON'T LISTEN TO TRAFFIC SIGNALS! You are letting robots be your masters. Why should you allow a MACHINE to tell you when you can and cannot move? Why subjugate yourself to unconscious metal computers? If the light says RED and there is no car coming towards you, why shouldn't you go through it? NO ONE WILL GET HURT. Obviously it is stupid to run a red light when adjacent traffic is coming through heavily. But ignore the lights altogether and just go when you can. That is how I drive. Sometimes I even come to a full stop on a green light just to make a statement out of principle. I WILL NOT LET RED YELLOW AND GREEN LIGHTS CONTROL ME. DEATH TO ROBOT MASTERS!

Bill Clinton is the 4th point Pharoah of any hotel design in archisystematics. Set against a Spade Platform, Bill Clinton can exist in ALL FOUR POINTS SIMULTANEOUSLY. The other 3 point pharoahs are unneeded because of Clinton's omniprescence in the plane. The numerous spade platforms are found in Las Vegas mostly and in west coast hotels. Bill Clinton cannot exist as a point pharaoh or any other Cluster Unit on any other planes (heart, club, and diamond).  Now, imagine if you rotated a Spade Platform 90 degrees clockwise, but you removed the 2nd point pharaoh (Warren Buffet, Boris Yeltsin, Golda Meir, or Eddie Murphy) from the plane, it would collapse into a Paper Pyramid hotel, where all converging Psi from the hotel occupants spills over and out the windows and into the surrounding property where it gets absorbed into the walls and roofs of adjacent buildings. Then you would start having CONSCIOUS WALLS AND BUILDINGS. Houses would talk to you. They would feed off Hotel energy. This is why we MUST properly construct Hotels in accordance to the science of Archisystematics. Why do Motels create evil? The laws of Archisystematics explain it.


Music stores are good stores!!! When you go into a music store, play every instrument until they kick you out for as long as you are making music, COLONIAL PARASITES AND GHOSTS CANNOT HARM YOU FOR THE HARMONY OF SOUND WAVES RENDERS THEM IMPOTENT IN THEIR ATTEMPTED CONTROL OF YOU!!!!! Make the music constructed together with melody and rythym form externally emanating RAYS OF BRILLIANCE that destroys anything in their path, so it is important that, when visiting music stores, you just do not look at the merchandise, you must try it out by asking the clerk to try the trumpet and the xylophone and the guitar and the drums and the trombone and the violin and the clarinet and anything you can get your hands on. Wayne in Wayne's World had good fortune come to him (love of beautiful woman) because he went into music stores and played with the instruments!!! Garth, his sidekick, did as well, and he was rewarded with KIM BASINGER'S VAGINA. WATCH WAYNE'S WORLD MOVIES!!!!! SPACESHIP JESUS values ever present in these films. TIA CARRERE MUST BE IMPREGNATED BY BRUCE LEE TO CREATE NEW ASIAN SUPERMEN The rise of the SUPERMEN is upon us! Get out your fists and lasers, and the battle for the landing of SPACESHIP JESUS is coming at us through the sounds of air guitars and heavy metal grunts!!!! Praise be Wayne's World and PRAISE BE SPACESHIP JESUS!!!!

It is known to be true that they build Jack in the Box restaurants out of the exterior tiles of discarded Space Shuttles. There is a Jack in the Box in California that was made from the tiles of the wreckage of Columbia. Sometimes when you go inside you can hear the ghosts of the astronauts screaming through the walls. JACK IN THE BOX HAMBURGERS ARE NOT BEEF...THEY ARE THE GROUND UP REMAINS OF DEAD ASTRONAUTS!!!! Weird things happen. Doors shut mysteriously, footsteps are heard, or your order gets made wrong. This was told to me by a MYSTERIOUS HOBO PROPHET who was outside this Jack in the Box. I did not believe him at first but once I stepped inside the haunted Jack in the Box, I became a true believer!!! He also told me that ants and termites are eating the foundation away and that the restaurant would collapse and explode just like Columbia did. However, what he failed to realize that if this were true, Jack in the Box would have a NASA connection, which would mean that it supports ANTI-SPACESHIP JESUS ORGANIZATIONS. I do not eat at Jack in the Box no more. JACK IN THE BOX RESTAURANTS ARE MADE OF SPACE SHUTTLE MATERIAL. STOP NASA AND ASTRONAUTS FROM PLAYING SPACESHIP JESUS.

EAT PAPER don't throw it away PAPER IS ORGANIC SUBSTANCE FUEL from VALKYRIES OF HOTEL SEX!!! to create us to WRITE DOWN THOUGHTS on subliminal lines between NEWSPAPERS and MAGAZINES on venerable CA$INO FLOORS and LATE NIGHTS AT THE RACE TRACK. BET ALL YOUR $$$$$$$$$ ON HORSES AND EAT THE RACING FORMS.

The Empire State Building sends out electronic semen and gives birth to countries. Support DONALD TRUMP TAKEOVER of Empire State Building and destroy evil rival ROSIE O'DONNELL OF THE LESBIAN MINDLORDS. Watching "The View" will make your TESTICLES SHRINK.

SLEEP IS FOR THE DAMNED! All true wise men stay up as long as they can, they sleep as little as possible for you will have time to sleep when you are dead as the ancient Lords of the Ninth Earth told me that we must savor every minute of our lives and by minimizing sleep you are essentially extending your life, albeit not through the means of cryogenesis or genetic manipulation or even using a Long-Phobos Class Colonial Parasite. I STAY UP FOR DAYS ON END then when I feel tired I will take short naps but revive myself through a constant rigorous intake of Caffeine, Sugar, Ephedrine, and various Uppers, for myself not to sleep is vital to SPACESHIP JESUS Communication because it is true your best thoughts come through when you have been up for days, unlike being well-rested, there are sharp, defined lines between the conscious and unconscious, the ego and the id, so this is why when you tire the mind, the divisions collapse which means your CONSCIOUS MIND IS RUSHED BY UNCONSCIOUS THOUGHTS AND VICE VERSA which makes you INSPIRED and SPACESHIP JESUS will speak to you with strange patterns and hidden meanings embedded in the world which come to light to you. Stay in hotels but don't sleep in them! Just stay in them, awake, order room service, watch pay-per-view wrestling and pay-per-view adult entertainment.

DIGITAL CAMERAS CREATE FALSE BINARY REALITY DICHOTOMY EVEN THOUGH DISGRACES LIKE DESCARTES HAVE BEEN DISCARDED. ADOBE PHOTOSHOP IS THE WHORE OPIUM DEN OF MENTAL RETARDATION BECAUSE IT DENIES TRUE MESH-BENDING SPACESHIP JESUS UNIVERSE.

People misunderstand the concept of SPACESHIP JESUS TEACHINGS because THEY MISUNDERSTAND HOTEL CONCEPTS!!! They do not realize why we should worship and idolize MR. T. and HULK HOGAN and BRUCE LEE. They do not see why we shouldn't TRAVEL AND SPEND OUR MONEY ON PRODUCTS. Basically, they just see the surface, but lying far beneath our visual arena is a deep multitude of truths, webbed and convoluted and tied around each other. You see these truths in certain times of your life. Death of your child. A divorce. Drugs. Staying up for days on end. These things hit you. The reason why I am called a Mad Prophet is not because I am mad, for by definition if I was mad I would not be speaking the truth, but rather instead mad in that I speak the words of SPACESHIP JESUS to you and I am shunned by society and considered insane when that is wholly untrue, rather those that DENY SPACESHIP JESUS ARE THE TRULY MAD!!!!


James Bond 007 is a role model for all men. He TRAVELS the world. He stays in HOTELS.  He has sex with BEAUTIFUL WOMEN of ALL RACES.  While he does business for MI6, which is an evil organization in and of itself, what he gets out of his adventures benefit Spaceship Jesus far more than MI6 can benefit from it. We should all travel around the world, stay in Hotels, have sex with beautiful women from every country possible  for these personal actions POWER SPACESHIP JESUS SPACECRAFT AND GIVES POWER TO THE SUPERMEN TO ANNIHILATE EVIL ROLLER DISCO COKEHEADED CLUB CLONES!!! Praise be James Bond and PRAISE BE SPACESHIP JESUS!!!

Elvis Impersonators are the only GOOD Imposters known to Man. They live and thrive in Las Vegas. They keep the memory of the King alive, so that we may never forget his message. He lives in Hotels. Elvis did his best to promote HOTEL USAGE to the GENERAL PUBLIC WHICH MEANS YOU. If you defy Elvis, you defy SPACESHIP JESUS Spend your money in Las Vegas. STAY IN HOTELS. Watch Elvis Impersonators. Buy Elvis records. GO TO GRACELAND. ELVIS DIED BECAUSE OF OUR SINS. He realized that the world was Sick and non-accepting of SPACESHIP JESUS Doctrine so he intentionally overdosed on drugs so that we may learn to love SPACESHIP JESUS as our savior and give us hope to live. WILL YOU DIE ON A TOILET? I hope not! Elvis rose from the grave three days later via SPACESHIP JESUS where he was reunited with Marilyn Monroe on a planet 74 million light years away to become KING AND QUEEN of the Universe. Praise be Elvis Presley and PRAISE BE SPACESHIP JESUS!!!

Save money on haircuts! BUY A FLOWBEE. As Seen on TV!

Blockbuster Video is SWEDISH EMPIRE infringing on AMERICA Blue and Yellow are SWEDISH colors. Stay away from Volvos. They purport to be safe, but are specially designed to kill people on slightest impact. SWEDES want to kill Americans. Don't shop at IKEA. Ugly bad furniture made to embarrass you in front of your friends as a trough-eating wannabe Yuppie!!!  Muppets' SWEDISH Chef put poison in the food to kill Kermit and later eat him!!!! What good has come out of SWEDEN ABBA? Emmanuel Swedenborg? Cheap 1970's porn? NOTHING!!! Boycott all SWEDISH products today!!!

Don't trust Kleenex brand tissues!!! They collect germs then send germs for recollection at germ recollection plants and introduce newer more powerful strains in the world, thus propogating entire Kleenex brand product line, because Kleenex are swarming with Conductive Worms...worms that spread across space and time and deliver information to Call Centers...all the snot you blow into a Kleenex gets sent right back to labs! STOP KLEENEX TODAY. You say Colonial Parasites don't exist? HA! YOU ARE DEAD.


GORTON'S FISH STICKS are nothing more than generic random sea creatures all rolled into one, like hot dogs. Hot Dogs of the Sea! Doesn't octopus-jellyfish-shark-dolphin-sea anenome taste really good when it is ground up together in generic "fish" meat? GORTON'S FISHERMEN ACTIVELY HUNT SPERM WHALE AND GIANT SQUID IN ORDER TO KEEP SUPERMEN FROM COMING INTO THIS WORLD!!! That is how much they fear the awesome power of SPACESHIP JESUS!!! Buy TV dinners but do not buy GORTON'S.  Boycott all GORTON'S products! I DO NOT BUY FISH STICKS NOR SHOULD YOU.


Once I put together a hotel made out of Legos for my HULK HOGAN   action figures. I OWN OVER 100 HULK HOGAN  ACTION FIGURES. I create hotels made to generate plastic HULK HOGAN   love from the base of their feet to the ziggurats pointing towards the sky and help release love and energy from HULK HOGAN  action figures from the sky zenith downwards to the bowels of the earth feeding the real HULK HOGAN  energy to destroy locusts and Communists. Even plastic "toys" but more accurately EFFIGIES OF THE GREAT HOGAN   can stir the power within everyone to rise up against SOVIET LOCUST SWARMS and FAKE POSTAL WORKERS. Most people in the post office are imposters. They throw away all the real mail and replace it with ANTI-SPACESHIP JESUS LITERATURE and ANARCHIST PROPOGANDA and HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA.

George W. Bush is the LOCUST KING. He creates a swarm of 1000 ROBOT LOCUSTS DEFENDING HIM. Down with George W. Bush tyrant Locust King.  George W Bush don't like you? LOCUSTS WILL BE SENT FOR YOU. He sends robot locusts for destruction of HOTEL FOUNDATIONS, CONAN AIRWAVES, and KING ELVIS PRESLEY AND QUEEN MARILYN MONROE ROYAL INTERSTELLAR WEDDING. Locust swarms in Middle East no doubt result of BUSH LEAGUE PHENOMENON PARANOID AGAINST SPACESHIP JESUS. It is plainly obvious.

Call 1-900 Sex phone numbers but instead of having phone sex, tell the female operators of the truth of SPACESHIP JESUS. Make all 1-900 phone lines result in female operators instructing callers on the beauty of the Spaceship Jesus truth. Have sex lines tell callers about hotels and Supermen. CONVERT THE HORNY TO THE FAITHFUL!!!


Walt Disney is frozen underneath the Pirates of the Carribean ride at Disneyland. This has been proven to be true from numerous sources, some that state that all profits from the Pirates of the Carribean movies have been embezzled to provide for the reanimation of Walt Disney, a right-wing corporate overlord who created an empire dedicated to the preservation of his body and his conservative politics and when the reanimation is complete, most likely in the years 2010-2012, he will rise again and use his mesmerizing hypnotic powers over children to produce a blind race of followers dedicated to killing and destruction in the name of Disney agenda, an agenda that has invented a way for cartoon characters to come to life, they collaborated with NAZI scientists using QUANTUM PHYSICS and MEMETIC ENERGY and will send Cartoon Characters after Spaceship Jesus trying to destroy It. You think Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck are FICTIONAL CREATIONS? Do you realize they EXIST IN REAL TIME and since they are two dimensional, they can hide in any small space? THERE ARE CARTOON CHARACTERS HIDING IN YOUR DESKS AND DRAWERS AND CLOSETS. YOU JUST CANNOT SEE THEM!!!!! We must stop the reanimation of Walt Disney! DESTROY WALT DISNEY'S FROZEN CORPSE ANY MEANS NECESSARY!!!


Cartoon characters have decimated American thought. They are real entities which hide in small spaces and try to influence your thoughts using HYPERSONIC WAGNER WAVES and DIRECT-LINK VACUUM WORMS!!!! Pink Panther is really a homosexual ploy to trick men into having intercourse with sperm whales, not squid, even though ironically using the color of the squid. Charlie Brown promotes baldness as a good thing...BALD MEN ARE BAD. Lenin was bald. Blofeld from the 007 films was bald. Mussolini was bald. BALD = BAD. Bugs Bunny is a transvestite, Yosemite Sam is a homosexual bear, Daffy Duck is a racist, black supremacist Al Sharpton supporter. Mickey Mouse tries to encourage children to submit themselves to ROBO-ANIMAL ALLIANCE AGENDA, Donald Duck is a NAZI, Goofy promotes gay dentist agenda. Woody Woodpecker is a homosexual (look at the name). The Flintstones are innaccurate depictions of ancient times...there are NO HOTELS in the Flintstones cartoons...besides humans did not exist in the stone age, only the Homo Primaris species before they became men. No mention of lava or ice in Flintstones. The Jetsons show a world where robots are our friends -- do not believe this!  Speedy Gonzalez promotes MEXICAN agenda against all other races. National Geographic pimp Scooby Doo likes to play games with reality and distort them in such bizarre ways that one doesn't know if white people are ice monkeys and if electronics are our friends...!!!! The Simpsons provide an ironic commentary on life all the while pandering to the notion that one doesn't need Spaceship Jesus or to stay in hotels to have happiness.


Trojan condoms have holes in them!!! AVOID TROJAN CONDOMS!!! Think about it: Trojan Horse, Trojan Condom. The Trojan Horse was a pretend gift given by the Greeks to Troy, but inside the Horse was hundreds of violent Greek warriors. Just like how these condoms PRETEND to fight STDs and prevent pregnancy. Avoid RAMSES BRAND CONDOMS AS WELL. Ramses II of Egypt had over 500 children. Also, condoms are made in INDIA...the 2nd most populous country in the world.

SPACESHIP JESUS transcends human existence. It will turn you into MAN AND MACHINE just like SPACESHIP JESUS! Join the Lord today in Its Glorious Destiny!!! Let loose the fate of mankind and all those that join SPACESHIP JESUS will extend beyond mere mortal biological framework but extrapolate their souls into MACHINERY POWERING SPACESHIP JESUS TRAVELING BILLIONS OF LIGHT YEARS ACROSS GALAXIES KNOWN AND UNKNOWN!!!!!!!!!! PRAISE BE SPACESHIP JESUS AND TRANSCENDENTAL GRACE!!!


Gatorade = GAYTORADE. It claims to give extraordinary power to athletes, but it is really a FAG POISON!!!! Do HULK HOGAN, MR. T., and BRUCE LEE need Gatorade? The answer: A resounding NO!!! These men eat right, take their vitamins, and drink milk. And say NO! to Drugs. Drugs are bad for you! I used to do so many drugs in MOTEL rooms years ago...alcohol, marijuana, PCP, LSD, cocaine, heroin, GHB, speed, ecstacy, shrooms, spray paint; you name it, I did it. Years and years of constant drug abuse tore my mind apart. True story: There were times when I would do a half-dozen lines of coke while drunk off a full bottle of cheap vodka, slam some heroin and then afterwards sniff the hell out of some glue and paint, and I would just fall over babbling nonsense. Now, I am sober and I speak a clear truth. Drugs only obfuscate...DR. SEUSS DID DRUGS!!!...SPACESHIP JESUS shows a clear path. PRAY TO HULK HOGAN! STAY IN HOTELS! IMPREGNATE PARIS HILTON! THE SUPERMEN WILL LIVE FOREVER! DEATH TO ALL ROBOTS AND ANIMALS! LESBIAN MINDWAVE TV PROGRAMMING MUST BE JAMMED BY SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS VIA PAY-PER-VIEW!!!! PRAISE BE SPACESHIP JESUS!!!!

THERE IS MORE FOR YOU TO LEARN YOUNG ONE. THIS IS JUST THE SURFACE OF AN OCEAN OF TRUTH THAT HAS BEEN TRANSMITTING INTO MY CEREBRAL CORTEX FOR OVER 35 YEARS! You must shed the illusions government/media/science/religion/people have fed you since you were an infant and HEAR MY WORDS and re-examine your reality and open your mind to accept the fact that SPACESHIP JESUS IS COMING AND I, THE MAD PROPHET HELMHOLTZ, AM HERE TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH WRIT LARGE!!! Explore this website, memorize every word, spam it across the internet, recruit people to become followers of SPACESHIP JESUS EMPIRE. December 21, 2012 is not far off...DO YOU WANT TO WAIT UNTIL YOU ARE BLEEDING FROM THE RECTUM FROM A CYBORG GRIZZLY BEAR TO REALIZE THIS IS WHAT IS THE REAL TRUTH???[/font]